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Nothing says "Happy Easter" like a wall-eyed, make-up smudged rabbit figurine from hell. This piece might be depicting the decline of one of Easter Bunny's helpers who secretly sipped Wild Turkey from his egg.
By the way, I'm really hoping to win this ugly thing on Ebay. Its original price was 5 cents, and in the last 60 years it has worked its way up to 99 cents! That's right, this treasure is almost 20 times as valuable.
Some things (like this rabbit) should have just never be made in the first place. But when these undesirables make it out in the world anyway, they belong on my shelf.
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