chickenshoot (chickenshoot) wrote,
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Secret


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Today there was an old couple at the post office counter filling out paperwork for passports. The clerk said, "These passports will be good for 10 years."

The old man said, "Won't be around in 10 years."

The clerk said, "Of course we will."

The old man said, "No, I don't think I will be around in 10 years, and if I am, I sure as hell won't be up for traveling."

After the clerk giggled awkwardly and walked away, the wife smacked him on the arm, "Quit joking about being dead in 10 years. People don't want to hear that."

The old man said, "Oops, I didn't know it was a secret that we're old."

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