There's this movie called "Bride Wars" where two best friends do terrible things to each other after discovering they've booked their ridiculously expensive and extravagant weddings for the same day.
Because it's a stupid formula movie, it's easy to guess that they make friends and share the day in the end, and everyone lives happily ever after. Wouldn't it be a pleasant (and deserved) surprise, though, if this movie ended with both guys dumping the girls because they have proven themselves to be materialistic and petty jerks?
Now that's a movie I'd like to see.
Speaking of being a petty jerk... Well, I don't like making fun of another person's appearance, but I've got to ask who thought this haircut was a good idea?
If a guy already looks like a three-year-old, you shouldn't give him toddler's hair-do that enhances his expansive baby-skin forehead. Adding a beard is just confusing, like a toddler wearing a man costume.