The first two articles I read today were about turtles, which was nice after a week of disturbing and bizarre headlines....
Man teaches turtle to do dog tricks:
Ok, really the turtle can just come when called and offer his claw to shake, but that's A LOT. I've always thought turtles were cute, but I've never seen a personality in them till today. Who knew they could learn tricks?----apparently anyone who has the patience to wait 10 years.
Turtle in love with cat....
I want to know what this turtle is thinking. I've never seen a turtle express an interest in anything. And the cat couldn't be less interested.
I've never really gotten to know a turtle.
I dated a guy who looked like a turtle, and I picked up a turtle hitch-hiking on the highway once, but that's about it.
Turtle boyfriend story from last year: http://chickenshoot.livejournal.com/34429.html