Dear Wal-Mart bakery:
"On our cake please write 'BEST WISHES, SUZANNE,' and underneath that WE WILL MISS YOU."
Wal-mart: How can we suck for you today?
[P.S. I had previously written that this cake belonged to my mother-in-law, but I'm just now realizing that she was re-telling the story of this cake and not speaking of her own Wal-mart bakery experience! Ya know, the email didn't say FW: FW: FW: in the subject line as a warning... ]
Oh, and Halloween is coming...
Here's a cute pumpkin-carving game link for the holiday:
Draw something naughty on the pumpkin while no one is looking. I did.
Hey, a couple months ago someone sent me a picture of my Halloween costume from a few years ago. Dead bride. No, the "Corpse Bride" movie had not come out yet, so this has nothing to do with that.
I like to make my own costumes from cheap junk and old clothes. This outfit was around $15, I think. The dark under-eye circles are natural, thus free of charge.