Sometimes when I close AOL the browser disappears, but it is replaced by a pop-up that says, "Tell us what you think about AOL!" I'm supposed to waste my time and click on this thing to take a poll.
AOL, here's something I think. I think you need to stop giving me pop-ups, even about yourself. Yes, those count too. Those count DOUBLE.
And, AOL, you don't REALLY want to know what I think of you. Not without a bar of soap on standby to wash out my mouth afterward. Besides, I tell you what I think of you nearly every day, out-loud, directly to the screen. The monitor should be warped with the weight and heat of the words I hurl at you.