chickenshoot (chickenshoot) wrote,

Unicorn cures...

Something from "Happy Kitty Bunny Pony," which is one of the most clever books ever:

According to legend, even the deadliest poison will be neutralized if you drink it from the horn of a unicorn. While fascinating, this fact is of little use, because really, how many times do people offer you a glass of poison, and after doing so allow you to transfer it to your own unicorn horn? Beyond that, it should be pointed out that unicorns do not exist, which pretty much kills this helpful tip right out of the gate.
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