Oh, look....It's my long-neglected journal. I must say, when this thing was made of paper I wrote in it a lot more often. I remember writing down one entry when my right wrist was broken, so I used my left hand to scrawl out all of the details of junior prom that had happened a couple months earlier. It was really funny to read 10 years later. When I found it again another ten years later I threw it away. Eventually I will destroy all evidence of my existance.