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Dear Digestive System,
Please be my friend again. Perhaps you feel under-appreciated? I'm sorry if it seemed that way, but this is not the case.
No, I realize I can't replace you. No one can do what you do for me. I can't buy another stomach at a store, nor can any amount of flirting lead to meeting a new one online. I consider you a vital organ, buddy, even if most medical texts leave you off the list.
Let's begin again, okay?
Your pal for all time,
Deanna
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