chickenshoot (chickenshoot) wrote,


In an earlier post I was joking about vitamin and all other over-priced colored water, and at the end I said:

I think I could successfully sell a Beauty Water composed of 98% water, 2% chemical garbage. Drink this water and you will be beautiful because it's tinted pink, it's in a pretty bottle, and I'm charging you $5 for each serving. Really, I could sell a ton of them before anyone read the ingredients, especially if I could get the ever-important Jennifer Aniston to be spotted with one in her hand for a micro-second.

And within a few weeks I saw her whoring out water bottles in every magazine:

I'm glad I could help encourage the population of plastic bottles on the planet. You're welcome.


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