Here he is:
He's cute, and I'm not mortified of snakes like I am spiders (I'd rather find 10 snakes in my bed than one small spider), but I think he's a little nervy hanging out on my tiny porch like he's a pet or a friend. I picked him up with some salad tongs and threw him in the bushes.
He is the biggest I've found in the yard, and I think this is because there is more stuff for him to eat now in our new torrential-rain-induced tropical rainforest atmosphere. The monkeys will show up next.